Road crossing jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.