Road crossing jokes
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
Why did the retard cross the road?
He never made it!
Chuck Norris sent the chicken back across the road.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.