Road crossing jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.