Road crossing jokes
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To show he wasn't a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.