Road crossing jokes
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
Because he wasn’t wearing his seat belt.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She forgot to put her seatbelt on.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.