Road crossing jokes
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? - 'Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the brother cross the road? Because the sister farted.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.