What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one
I asked my dad, "are we there yet" and he told me "don't worry son it will be a short ride"
I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)
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My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food đ± and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon đ and five jungle eggs
a boy named jimmy was riding to hell to save his brothers and sister that is the last plase he pist there came a cross the devil part 1
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
Little red riding hood has to deliver food to her gramma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her gramma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked liked her gramma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little red riding hood?
Answer:16
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Hey any riding with biden fans out their? I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so of one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 an a half help me please
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Why couldnât the bike stand up?âBecause it was âtwo tiredâ!
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess Iâm taking you for another bike ride!
Are u a horse cuz I wanna ride u
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife, and use it!
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
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your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because thereâs no home to come back to.
What's the difference between an orange? A hippopotamus riding a four-doored motorcycle
