chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head just because his wife Said he was close minded
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i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
How do you ride two bikes at once? You ride them in tandem!
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken 🐔 🐄
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
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Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates
