So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
chuck norris dosen't ride horses Horses ride him
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha Frick fuck gosh dang you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken 🐔 🐄
There were these three men, their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day they were riding in their car and Shit fell out so Manners went out to pick shit up and shut up went to the police station. when he got there the police officer said "What's your name son?" and Shut up said "Shut up." the officer replies with "Ummm...excuse me?!" and shut up said "Shut up!" and the officer said "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said "Round the corner picking up Shit!"
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one
