Ride jokes
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
What kind of bike do women ride?
A menstrual cycle.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
I was riding my bike down the road!
When a car started coming, I started running.
It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"