your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
it cost me $100 dollars to ride a taxi over your belly it was that big
your forehead is so big that its a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
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Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
what's a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock
You are stupid you can’t even ride a baby pony
sing I was riding my bike down the road! When a car started comin, I started runnin It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass. ;)
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100
I love riding my bike 🚲
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Why did the orphan cross the ride i forgot
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So guys, I have a friend, who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her, I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo
riding (DYM 145)
-Attention To Everyone-I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because i was in a bike accident or more like a motorcycle I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause well you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
