Riddles
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What has four legs and one arm? A Doderman in a playground.
If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
What is purple, small, and rinsed off in a drainer?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.