Reverse jokes
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
We don't read backwards.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
A burglar breaks into a weapons engineer's house, hoping to loot the high-tech arsenal. Suddenly, the engineer yells from upstairs, "Hey! Stop right there!"
The burglar, trying to play tough, screams, "Hands up! I know you've got the goods! Open the armory or I'll shoot!"
The engineer, trembling, cries, "Okay, okay! Don't shoot! I'll give you everything, even my latest prototype!"
The burglar, eyes gleaming with greed, demands, "Prove it! Let me see this fancy new gun first!"
The engineer points to a target range. "It's a plasma blaster," he claims. "Go ahead, give it a shot."
The burglar aims at the bullseye, pulls the trigger, and—BANG!—the gun fires directly into his own chest.
As the thief collapses, the engineer cackles, "Surprise! It's not plasma; it's my new 'Reverse-Recoil Special,' specifically designed for uninvited guests!"
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What’s a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!