Reverse jokes
A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.
Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.
"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
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They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
We don't read backwards.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.