Reverse jokes
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.
Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.
"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
A burglar breaks into a weapons engineer's house, hoping to loot the high-tech arsenal. Suddenly, the engineer yells from upstairs, "Hey! Stop right there!"
The burglar, trying to play tough, screams, "Hands up! I know you've got the goods! Open the armory or I'll shoot!"
The engineer, trembling, cries, "Okay, okay! Don't shoot! I'll give you everything, even my latest prototype!"
The burglar, eyes gleaming with greed, demands, "Prove it! Let me see this fancy new gun first!"
The engineer points to a target range. "It's a plasma blaster," he claims. "Go ahead, give it a shot."
The burglar aims at the bullseye, pulls the trigger, and—BANG!—the gun fires directly into his own chest.
As the thief collapses, the engineer cackles, "Surprise! It's not plasma; it's my new 'Reverse-Recoil Special,' specifically designed for uninvited guests!"
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.