My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
