SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
If you play the movie Jaws in reverse it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs do disabled people.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Her husband prepares them l a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position. She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis. The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
“Honey if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of you’re mind.”
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
If there's ever a shooting at school pull a Uno reverse card out
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom:sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30 and there 18 so is it a reverse pedo? O well
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
