Reverse Jokes

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

🤐

The image shows a meme with two text panels and a picture. The top text says, "doctor: you have three days to live." Below this is text that says "me:" next to an Uno reverse card image. The bottom text is "doctor:", below which is a picture of a surprised-looking Kermit the Frog.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

We don't read backwards.

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childs body.

Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

i am a reverse rapper because i put bars in my mouth

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!