Reverse jokes
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.
Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.
"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.