Reverse jokes
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.