Reverse

Reverse Jokes

Incest

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

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  • Exorcism

    What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

    Wife

    what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

    Shark

    If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

    Gun

    I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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  • Family

    Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

    Gear

    The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

    Jacket

    I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

    Sadness

    Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

    Movie

    Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.

    Exorcism

    What’s a reverse exorcism?

    It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

    Exorcism

    What is a reverse exorcism?

    It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

    Exorcism

    Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.

    Sandwich

    People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

    Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

    Shark

    If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans like emos?

    Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

    Motherhood

    Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown and end up cleaning everyone's messes.