I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can’t wait to see how it turns out

My reverse psychologist told me I didn’t have it in me to make a recovery…

What if some kid was like, “I’m going to shoot up the school!”, and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

i am a reverse rapper because i put bars in my mouth

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.