Reverse jokes

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

How many gears does a French tank have?

One forward and six reverse.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍

After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.

We don't read backwards.

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

"Kill yourself."

"Kill me yourself, pussy."

I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."

I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!

Women, go chop some lumber!

White people, get back into the cotton fields!

These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"

The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"

What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!

Gunsalesman: No u

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.