Reverse jokes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What is a reverse exorcism?
It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Say "crack my finger" backwards.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didn’t know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husband’s joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husband’s schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think I’ll be screwed by you for more of that, you’re out of your mind."
In America, mom births you.
In Soviet Russia, you birth mom.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.