Reverse jokes
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Have you ever seen that weird ad that pops up at the bottom: sexy Russian babes looking for men older than 30, and they're 18, so is it a reverse pedo? Oh well.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
We don't read backwards.
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.