Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
Somebody stole my joke
So i stole their spinal cord.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing? Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
When my girlfriend broke up with me I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.
But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."
So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.
This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orfan, what are they gonna do... tel their parents
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
I'm not saying I hate you, but if you got hit by a bus, I'd be driving that bus.
I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
