Newest Restaurant Jokes - Page 13

I had to give up my vegetarian diet.

Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.

I ask my sister why does the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time. My siister said to me I love him long time.

Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a table. And chairs.

two indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

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Why are french fries rude

im hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road?- To get to KFC

Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in

Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!

What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

They don’t cook because they love eating out

What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"

yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'

at what speed is the curry going at ?

in a hurry to the curry man

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's to cheesy.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary