Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.