Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Me and my wife were out at dinner. Me being 48 and her being 19, people were screaming at us and calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"