A Grasshopper walked into a bar and sat down at the counter.....The Bartender looked at him and said, "We have a drink named after you". The Grasshopper replied, "Who names a drink Steve?"
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic, You make 'em we bake 'em
A :This rice is very delicious! B :Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
A It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic! B Thank you. A People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
hey modda, I'm hungry
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What is a good time for dinner and what do I do for you and dinner dinner and what yyyuyy dinner 🍴 night time
bobs family restaurant:
orphans:
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Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle Apollo says "if you eat that buffet everyone you love will die". Up yours the man said what are they going to die of famine. Moments later there was a incident that took place in the restaurant everyone literally died. it turn the restaurant had a B-. I said is that really a thing groaning on the hospital. The doctor said know that is your condition you hepatitis B-.
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus Dying also in laughter.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant? It was family friendly
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't knows to cook Pizza?
Domi-don't-knows....
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
were do you go to get the best fish... a restaurant on the titanic
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
