What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!(aka dinner)
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Pizza Hut.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
I would like to complain about the new sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. Although there were large portions going round on the conveyor, they did taste a bit like luggage.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why can't Tottenham open a restaurant? Because they have no silverware.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
First Date: HE:"i work with animals every day!" SHE:"oh how sweet! what is it that you do?" HE:"I'm a butcher" SHE:"were through!"
