Man: "Is your body from McDonald's?"
Woman: "Why, because you're loving it?"
Man: "No, because it's fat and greasy."
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.
Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" After that he joined the Army and learned to say, "Yes sir!" After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows:
Policeman: "Who killed the man?" Foreign man: "Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!" Policeman: "Did you kill the man?" Foreign man: "Yes sir!" Policeman: "What did you use to kill him?" Foreign man: "Forks and knives, forks and knives!" Policeman: "You're under arrest." Foreign man: "Goody-goody gumdrops!"
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'
a man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili the waiter said "sorry sir this is a Asian restaurant". So he stretches his eyes and says "oh herro can i get some chiri".
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
A man with 20 dolars walked into Dave & Busters. He went to the bathrom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
