Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere
Stephen Hawkins and his wife Siri’s favourite place to eat is meals on wheels😂
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks Bear Grylls is a restaurant.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?
McBongald's.
Where do the Borg eat fast food? -- Borger King.
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
