Restaurant jokes

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

At what speed is the curry going at?

In a hurry to the curry, man!

I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.

It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

Little Seizures.

What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

"Now sashimi, now you don't!"

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

What is China's favorite restaurant?

The Pet Store.

You look like a burger.