Rest

Rest jokes

Bird

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?

None, the rest fly away.

Song

"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.

I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.

Sleep

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

Memes

Peace

The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.

Hippie

How do you get a hippie chick pregnant?

You cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

Car

I almost got run over by a car.

For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.

Parachute

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

Death

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

Vegetable

Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

Trash

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Eye

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Airplane

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

Difference

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Knock

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Goliath.

Goliath who?

I need to Goliath down and sleep!