I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
what do you say to an upset down syndrome person... “what’s bringing you down?”
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
If I called you gay you would probably hit me with your purse
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
