Reminder jokes

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

Why do orphans like belts?

They remind them of their father.

My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Latias is red.

Latios is blue.

You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?

It reminds him of last night.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."