I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus" but it reminded me of urine 😆 (Credits to my really funny friend)
I don't like roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a u-turn
A guy ate your hairline because he it reminded of a MacDonald frie
why do orphans like belts they remind them of their father
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy and he seemed disappointed so I reminded him that he has no family.
Latias is red Latios is blue you should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
I love trash bags cause they remind me of my heart.... black
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.
So little Susie came home and said “mom little johnny show me his pecker”. And her mom said WHAT?! And little Susie was like yea it reminded me of a peanut, her mom said oh because it was so small. Susie said no because it tasted salty.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
