The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
