Religion

Religion jokes

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They're sus.

Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."

A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."

What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was β€œup in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?

The anesthesia takes time to put you under.

A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.

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