Religion jokes
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
What's the difference between a nun and a prostitute taking a bath?
The nun has a soul full of hope...
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.