Why does sisters have to be in a relationship because you don’t have to worry about your car
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
Hey girl are you an orphan? Oh that’s right I’m your daddy.
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
When someone said to an orphan my boyfriend ghosted me the orphan says back don't worry my parents ghosted me 🤣
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
like if u wana hve sex
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan it would be Twelve Years a Slave 🤣
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression fucks you harder
DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
