Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.