Relationship

Relationship Jokes

Sex

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Incest

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Butt

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

Booty

Why did the booty break up with the fart?

It was just too much GASLIGHTING.

Melania Trump

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Cock

What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?

My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.

Sex

What do sex and food have in common?

My sister makes it better than my cousin.

Difference

What is the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.

Girlfriend

I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.

Butt

Why don't butts get along?

Because they can't stand each other's cheek!

Woman

Why is it that skinny men love fat women?

Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Masturbation

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

Sex

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

Cop

How does the cop respond to being called racist?

He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."

Funeral

My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"

When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"