Relationship

Relationship jokes

I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.

He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.

The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?

She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”

The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”