"We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that."
I like your mama's big butt, and I cannot lie.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?"
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
Sometimes I wish my gf was here, that way we could have some fun in my bed. Then I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun.
The priest replies, "Just as long as you don't get in the habit!"
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
A NASA scientist is sitting in a bar when a Martian walks in and orders a martini.
The NASA scientist quickly realizes he is dreaming and wakes up. He turns to his wife and tries to explain the dream, but she rolls over and ignores him because she is tired of listening to him.
The NASA scientist begins to sob because his marriage is in shambles. lmao.
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
What did Steven Hawkins wife say to him having sex ? Your wheelie good at this
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
