Relationship jokes

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?

They always see a stepdad and stepsis.

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."

Mom! (DYM 14)

GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."

Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"

Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!

Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Why can't orphans open a family business?

Because there is no family.

Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.

You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.