Curry.
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
