Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)
you telling me Julius Ceaser, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
What do dead babies amd fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream and a lot of root beer!
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
i was trying to make homemade baby powder until i realized it isn't made from babies , oops wrong ingredient ... smh
i was going to make alligator last night but i noticed i only have a crockpot🤣
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they'd given to their elderly mum.
'I built a big house for our mum,' said the first.
'I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,' said the second.
And the third smiled and said, 'I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren't so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.'
A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son,
'The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.'
To the second son she said, 'I'm far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I've hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.'
To the third son she wrote 'Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!'
My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room
How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
why cat blonds make ice they forgot the recipe
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food? It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
I like to eat moms spaghetti now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta
The person to make the first cannabinol cook book had a wife and ate (eight) children
