I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear
What the can say to the tomato? Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾 I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good..
So I was making slime so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah lil pump get it"
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
Curry.
