Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
At night time,in Africa,it's known as the darkest country,till this day I still wonder why.
you are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world
I puched my mom for no fraking reason
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why are they crying They said: Because I lost my parents I said: lets find them they cried harder so I walked out of the orphanage.
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a LIFEGUARD
There is a (joke) that did not enter this page... Why?? She is afraid they will laugh at her!!!
I was sitting in traffic the other day.
Probably why I got run over.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage
Why is it so easy to weigh fish. 🤔 They have there own scales🤧
Why do y’all do this
Because your lonely
I'm not saying you're stupid. But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, Do not place over head"
