Reason jokes
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.
That’s why no one will be hurt.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.