Reason jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢