Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
why do lincoln like Ronnie anne she is the only one that calls me lamo.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans like stealiing things. They wanted to have copany
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
what is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
what are they gonna do?? tell their parents???
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one
why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .
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