Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.
Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today
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Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one
why do orphans commit crimes
to be wanted
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony? He wanted to clean out the blanket
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.
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One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
wanna know why kobe can't shoot
because he's dead
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you
So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, "No, shes upstairs with Uncle john" "Uncle john? i don't know an Uncle John." "no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy" "no i'm sure there's no one named Uncle John in our family." "Okay, but why did you call?" Says Sally. "Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy's pulling into the driveway right now." "Okay daddy!"
*long pause*
"Okay daddy! I did it!' "Great job Sally! What did she says?"
"Mommy said OH FU.. and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like... then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter..."
then dad replies "Swimming pool? we dont have a...is this 468-1843?"
