what is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
what are they gonna do?? tell their parents???
My favorite dark joke are orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
why should you never talk to pie at a party? bc it goes on forever
Why do emos hang themselves because no one wants to hang around them
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
Why did the orphan become a criminal? Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
why do lincoln like Ronnie anne she is the only one that calls me lamo.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
i was digging a hole in my garden then i found a treasure chest i was so happy i went to tell my wife but then i remembered why i was digging a hole
why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.
Why did the ophan rob the bank: Because he/she wanted to be wanted
i was walking and i saw a girl crying and she told me to take her doll house and i asked why?she said because i dont have one
TEACHER : Why do people snore ? ME : Because they sleep .
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone
Ex Boyfriend: how and why?
Girlfriend: Because your about to die
are teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall no resson so i said hey wall dat ass flat like a pancake from mcdondles.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
