Reason Jokes

I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason

It doesn’t have a home button

Why can’t orphans be criminals: Because they’re unwanted🤣😢

if you hit a child that's child abuse. if you hit a family member that's abuse. if you kill either, it's murder for some reason. if it's a whole family, its genocide for another reason.

Why did the brother cross the road? Because The Sister Farted.

Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen

Wanna know why I don’t make suicidal jokes? Because I am one

why do orphans commit crimes

to be wanted

3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ̈why did you drive so fast. ̈

why did the octopus cross the road?

cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant

wanna know why kobe can't shoot

because he's dead

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw

MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."

So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.

Your mum is so smart but she still can’t figure why she had you

The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"