Reason Jokes

Why can't you kill a depressed person?

Because they are already dead inside.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?

Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why can’t orphans get married?

Because they were already given away.

My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.

I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.