an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
My Wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side So i crashed the car, then didnt talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t Orphans get married ? Because they were already given away
My attitude doesn’t have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way it really ruined her birthday.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because there dead.
Me: Now knowing why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured is out.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
For some reason when my mom eat hot dogs she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son can anyone tell me why ?
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why? -You have to be alive to have autism.
Q. why did the orphan rob a bank
A. to feel wanted for the first fucking time
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason. Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason
It doesn’t have a home button
Why can’t orphans be criminals: Because they’re unwanted🤣😢
