Reason jokes
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
ITS THE APOCALYPSE
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
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All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.