Reason jokes
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Why did you say not to?
I'm gay because I like men.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...