Reason

Reason Jokes

Student

If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.

If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?

If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.

Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!

Pilot

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

Dog

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.

Cow

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?

She got tired of jumping over the moon.

Men

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

People

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Shooting

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Friend Group

Hey guys, so we have a friend group and we need followers and people! So far it's me and Royal. If you want to join just comment why and you're in unless people have reasons to not want you!

Orphan

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."