Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button
The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man" said the young woman, "why?" said her friend. "Oh, I don't know just men are so cool", "is that the only reason?" said her friend. "Maybe........" said the young woman "Maybe".
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Okay what do you call that purple thing your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend so for some weird reason? Dad better look out from Bob battery operated boyfriend hahaha
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
texas is such a shitty state. there’s a reason it only has one star.
The only reason communism started was because god looked at your face
For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F
Your the reason the gene pool needs a life gaurd
Yo mama so fat
She is the reason why people think that the earth is flat
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
yo mama so ugly she the real reason all the dodos died
your so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
you're so ugly we cant have neighbor's
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
your mom so ugly shes the reason he swerved
