Reason jokes
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.