Reason Jokes

Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: Because they don't have anyone they can call Daddy.

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The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.

The reason Stephen Hawkings died is probably because he feel off his wheelchair, and he must've pressed shut down by accident.

the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs

why did aarons dad beat him...... becasue he tensed his ass

stop ruining the jokes its called worst jokes ever for a reason we all feel bad for orphans but people like dark humor and joke about everyone so quit being offended plz

Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)

why did aaron slit his wrists because its him

Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights

Cause he couldn't stand up for himself

The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed

The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair

How did they Lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They Just Fell just like how it did in jenga.

( idc if its a bad joke ok )

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet

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In my science class we were watching a video and for no reason at all it started talking about Black Lives Matter and my friend leaned over and whispered “white lives matter more”