Reason jokes
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Memes
it all makes sense now 😮😮😮
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."