Why did the chicken cross the road
for absolutely no reason
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Our teacher said for two kids to stare at a wall for no reason, so I said, "Hey wall, that ass flat like a pancake from McDonald's."
Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream?
Because he was dead.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
I was sitting with my little brother when he was about four-ish. He was starting to really like to identify objects for some reason, so he was showing me his toys. He grabbed his toy Mator truck and then pointed to the wheels, saying, “These are wheels.” I said, “Good job, yes they are.” Then he pointed to the bumper and said, “This is a bumper.” Again, I congratulated him. Then, he grabbed the toy’s wire with the hook at the end and said, “And this is a hooker.” I died laughing.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the Chicken's day off!
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
