What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Why didn't steven Hawkins get into fights
Cause he couldn't stand up for himself
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
But why?
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phones sreens' cracked
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
why did aarons dad beat him...... becasue he tensed his ass
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
why were you born? because I asked out your mom on accident
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
