Reason jokes
A few male neighbors came over to the house to take a shower because, for some reason, their house didn't have water.
A few minutes later, I walk into the shower. I see the male neighbors and Mom taking a shower together. Then I said, "What are you doing?" They all say, "We're taking a shower together so we could save water."
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Do you know why Peter Pan is always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did you say not to?
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.