Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Why did you say not to?
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Why won't my boyfriend eat my pie? His brother made it.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was retested 6 offender
