Reason jokes
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
Why did Tyrone drop his ice cream cone?
A: He got shot.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why are there blind people? Because there is.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why is Santa make-believe?
Because he is fake!
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never lands.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.