the reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled
Why did the boy shoot the clock
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
because thay don't have any rights
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
