I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator
I told a blind man to read more so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Make him read a book
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
i dont have a joke its just funny reading them
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper. What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over? A penguin falling down the stairs.
Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he’d ever read."
I wander many how people read this wrong