Wow, I can't believe you'd TAKE the TIME to read this
My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
If your reading this right now Then the jokes on you Because I'm right behind ya Mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey
No Seriously
I'm right behind ya
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map? Can you give me some pointers.
Read the next line. Read the previous line.
What do cows read the moospaper
roses are gay violets are also gay if you read you are gay
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world??
9/11 victim: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds
I’m reading a book on antigravity right know It’s impossible to put down
There was a dino at the library today.
It was reading a thesaurus.
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
Read this
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
every one reading this is gay
How did the Skeleton know.it was gonna right. He read the weather forecast.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read "Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now" The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying "Sorry meant using your wifi"
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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