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Hey Julie, heard you got that wet, wet, wet Something for my neck, neck, neck Hey Julie, heard you got that drip, got that drip Something for my wrist, for my wrist Hey Julie Ooh, hey Julie Yeah, hey Julie, heard you got that drip, drip, drip, drip Yeah, something for my wrist, wrist, wrist, wrist Paparazzi sound like flick, flick, flick, flick (Flick flick, flick flick) Nikon, I'm an Icon like Will Smith kid, yeah M… Read more

Sorry for kinda fucking up the whole site even though i already said it, anyways good to see everyone and i don’t really go on here anymore cuz i kinda like have shit to do, i’m in basically rehab and im not dealing with shitty people anymore. i’m in a band now, i don’t smoke anymore and overall my life is pretty good. kayla, if you’re reading this im sorry for being a bitch to you. and cosmo, if you’re reading this i hope our political differences don’t get in the way. anyways as jake always says, stay fresh cheese bags :)

The story ouline for Better In Yellow. IF YOU WANT TO READ THE BOOK THIS WILL SPIL IT BDALY SO IF YOU WANNA READ IT WITHOUT KNOWING WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT DONT READ THIS This book is split up into five parts. Not chapters.

Happy happy happy hanakookaakfhskdjkskdja (Technically there’s no exact spelling so it reads as חנוכה)

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According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*

Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"

Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more

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Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".

Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more

Pretty interesting stuff at the beggining of ts post but im too fucking lazy to read and understand allat

This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more

WHY do people still care so much about being mods on here? NOBODY USES THE SITE! THERE'S NOTHING TO MODERATE! AND ALSO, NOBODY CARES 😭

It's not a status symbol to be in a slightly higher state of power on a niche website in the dark corners of the internet's asshole with 5, maybe 6 active users--MOST OF WHOM ARE MODERATORS, THEREFORE NULLIFYING ANY AMOUNT OF SUPERIORITY AMONGST THEMSELVES!!!

To anyone reading this, take it from an ex mod: you're wasting your time in both your endeavors to become mods, and on this website in general.

Yo, Mal, just read your prologue, it's epic, one thing is will say if you won't hate me, is the start is quiet sudden. If u imagine climaxing at a of 1 through to 10 you start at about 6 and to go up instead of 1. If you add in a bit we the mc is like walking to her bedroom, and maybe calling her name and not getting a response?

Also what site did u use I got smth I wanna start.

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

Republicans have … Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

Ok, so cuz thus site is dead and I can't be assed reading through everything post since I was last on. Will someone summarie what's been happening? Apparently Op and Igen got perma banned? And Cup and Ag are dating or smth? And all the other stuff I haven't gathered from posts?