The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun but the emo kid dissapears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Your hairline so far back my dad eve took 48 hours to reach it
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
Your so skinny that when your driving you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
I just reached 10 million pounds in euro truck simulator, but its not even close to what Rakhmat akilov achieved
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't reach home.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice/dreams.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Your arms are open They stretch towards me Reaching, grabbing, pulling me Surrounding me Drowning me in my helplessness Time standing still, inside here Looking through windows, time passing by Let me go, will ya
your hairline is so long it reaches your toes
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
One day i visited my friend in a hospital I remember when i spoke "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but i know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight" Yes, i talked about heart monitor beside him
