Reach jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Memes
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. A man in a trench coat comes and flashes them.
The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman couldn't quite reach.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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