Snoop

Snoop jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

Difference

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Friend

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

Community

イーサン、これは一度だけ言うけど、私とあなただけを一時的な医師にしてもらいたいの もしあなたが知らないなら、私はあなたに何かを言うことができます、そしてあなたが知りたくないなら、それはあなた自身で理解させてください。 IF U R NOT THIS PERSON DONT SNOOP ARN THIS THAT MEANS U JAKE,AMY and the others that like snooping around(no offense taken)

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more