Snoop jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?

Snoop Star.

What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?

Poop Logg.

What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?

Snoop Soddy Sod.

Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.

I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal-sized eyes.

When I hired a Asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong - I see he, so I climb up tree. He knock on door and she let him in. She talks to him, he talks to she. He undresses she, she undresses he. She plays with he, he plays with she. I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see... No fee.