Rape Jokes

The virgin Mary wasn't a virgin she was a prostitute, God raped her

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion

one thing led to another, now i have a new patio

The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?

white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives

Haha you just saw sex

how do you fit 100 rape victims inside a mini cooper?

in the ashtray

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail

Why do I call my priest daddy

Because he raped my mom when she was 13

She's 27 now

my gfs pregers im 13 she was raped

What did the rape victim give to her rapist?

Head

Rose's are red my cum is blue I'll wait till your asleep to rape you

One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closest. Being a Pedo. When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa she beat the hell outta him.

Serves him right.

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