Rape jokes

My sister said, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" So I raped her.

Where do rape victims live?

In kennels.

Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

My teacher is a rapist.

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

You're really sexy 😉

I am Cummer.

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.