Rape jokes
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
You are all fucking disgusting!
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!