I am Cummer.
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
