Rape jokes

You're really sexy 😉

I am Cummer.

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

"Muffin Man, Muffin Man, he's gonna rape you in his van."

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

How come none of my friends have dungeons? Oddly enough, they all have "rape dungeons."

What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?

"Can you show me what rape is?"

Rape is not funny!! What if you were the girl/boy getting raped?

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?

"You are a consequence of rape!"

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!

It's not rape if she doesn't say no.

Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.