Rape jokes
Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.
When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
Violence against women is funny :)
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂