Rape jokes
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Why did the Muslim man cross the road? To violently rape an eight-year-old girl, then indoctrinate her with Islamic scripture, and train her as a suicide bomber.
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
There is one rapist among us.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!