I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
Rape is a touchy subject
A woman has been raped by a man, she calls the police and a policeman shows up - Woman: Please help officer I have been raped! Officer: No problem ma'am, I will just unrape you Woman: Whhat? Unrape me? How?
Officer proceeds to bring back the rapist and forces the woman to rape the rapist back in order to cancel out the initial rape
Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
It's not rape if she doesn't say no
Two options: - Chloroform - Duct Tape
I don’t like the term rape, I prefer: struggle snuggle
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?please grind me!
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
